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Dear Dr. Stupid
« on: November 10, 2008, 12:08:58 AM »
Dear Dr. Stupid,

For a thread in another forum entitled "best smells on your scoot" All i could think of was a "punk rock chick in a mini skirt with no panties and i smell the seat after she hops off..." I want to thank you for this forum and the lack of lame-o's who lurk. I dont think that would go over well with the AnnoytheSoccerMomIAmaGiantDoucheBagFullofRottenTunaJuice kind of folks.

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a dude who is too cool for his own good.
« Last Edit: November 11, 2008, 09:01:32 PM by Forum Jockey »
It's not the size of the tool that counts, it's the size of the box you put it in.

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Re: Dear Dr. Stupid
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2008, 09:23:25 AM »
LoL  I won't disagree with you there.  I thought it was a rather wierd thread!   ::)

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Re: Dear Dr. Stupid
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2008, 09:36:05 PM »
Momma always said "If it smells funny, don't eat it."
Those who choose to travel through life on four wheels are merely spectators. Those who choose their adventure on two wheels are participants.

It's your journey......Participate

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Re: Dear Dr. Stupid
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2008, 12:22:01 AM »
Dear Dude,

 Please form your questions in the form of a question.
 
As for your “best smells”…Although I respect your lecherous pine, I’m not sure I like the risk/reward factor. The curious breeze of two stroke oil and Vagisil is something this soothsaying raconteur does not wish to encounter.

As for the thanks, none for me. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
I am but a mere cog in the machine that is Scooterblabber.
I am simply a reflection of society.

To what I believe is your implied point: Some may look at the douche bag as half full, others may see it as half empty. Ultimately it’s up to you to decide in which orifice of life to insert the tube and how hard to squeeze.
Be careful! While it may leave you as fresh as a summer’s breeze, not all douches are disposable. Some are easily flushed away, others…you’re gonna have to drink.
Remember, you can choose to hate people, or you can simply choose to feel better when they’re not around.

Dr. Stupid

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Re: Dear Dr. Stupid
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2008, 07:17:22 PM »
do i have need to worry? (question form)
I thought I had to worry about someone stealing  my rattler!
now am I to worry about some one sniffing my seat! :o

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Re: Dear Dr. Stupid
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2008, 09:42:52 PM »
I was told, 'don't eat anything you can't lift'
Is this true?

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Re: Dear Dr. Stupid
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2008, 01:37:20 PM »
Dear Dr. Stupid,

For a thread in another forum entitled "best smells on your scoot" All i could think of was a "punk rock chick in a mini skirt with no panties and i smell the seat after she hops off..." I want to thank you for this forum and the lack of lame-o's who lurk. I dont think that would go over well with the AnnoytheSoccerMomIAmaGiantDoucheBagFullofRottenTunaJuice kind of folks.

Signed
a dude who is too cool for his own good.

do i have need to worry? (question form)
I thought I had to worry about someone stealing  my rattler!
now am I to worry about some one sniffing my seat! :o

Dear RR,

Sorry about the delay, I had to fly to Stockholm to receive a Nobel Prize…Yeah, like I need another one.

In response to your query, I believe if you continue to wear panties with your mini skirt, you will go go unsnuffled.

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« Last Edit: November 23, 2008, 01:43:39 PM by Dr. Stupid »

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Re: Dear Dr. Stupid
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2008, 01:47:09 PM »
I was told, 'don't eat anything you can't lift'
Is this true?

Dear K9 Toboggan,

To your subject of investigation “Don’t eat anything you can’t lift…”
I would respond…At least not in one sitting. I may not be able to lift the Vienna Boys Choir, but given enough time and ranch dressing…?

To help you along the journey of life, here’s a few more overlooked rules to live by:
Always serve Nyquil with red meat, Dayquil with chicken or fish.
Never start a sentence with “So I was reading in Westword…”
Never take the Lions and the points unless Christians are involved.
Never pull my uncle’s finger.
Always cut along the vein, not across.
Never loan Ted Kennedy your car.
Never launch a bottle rocket from your asshole (don’t ask, just trust me on this one).
Never loan Ted Kennedy your boat.
Never buy a used Honda Metropolitan for $3500.
Never walk into a pet store with golf clubs and ask for a “bucket of hamsters”.
Most importantly, never ask Tbonestone if you can borrow his tent.

Your guiding light,
Dr. Stupid