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Dear Dr. Stupid
« on: October 06, 2008, 06:07:11 PM »
Dear Dr. Stupid,

My scooter has run extremely low on gas. I decided to take a visit to my local gas station for a fill up. I couldn't find the gas tank so i asked a Harley rider and he told me to stick it in my ass. So i did that... but it did not get the gas tank of my scooter filled...? What did the harley rider mean???


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Re: Dear Dr. Stupid
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2008, 07:19:32 PM »
It sounds like the gas is safely in your ass, this is good, it's now just a simple matter of transferring the product to the scoot. Please refer to your owner's manual for exact location of your gas tank, then you might first entertain a hose inserted in the "a" hole feeding to hole "b". Gravity will be a factor in this discipline. The physical laws of physics would suggest keeping the "a" hole above hole "b" to avoid backwash. A funnel would also be a very effective systematization, as well as oral delivery.
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Re: Dear Dr. Stupid
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2008, 11:41:05 PM »
Dear Dr. Stupid,
Does this scooter make my butt look big?
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Re: Dear Dr. Stupid
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2008, 12:20:23 AM »
So, the scooter's doin' that?

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Re: Dear Dr. Stupid
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2008, 05:44:42 PM »
Dear Imperfect S.,

In reality, there are no "people doing strange things".

There are only strange people doing things.

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Re: Dear Dr. Stupid
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2008, 05:16:43 AM »
Dear Dr. Stupid,

My scooter has run extremely low on gas. I decided to take a visit to my local gas station for a fill up. I couldn't find the gas tank so i asked a Harley rider and he told me to stick it in my ass. So i did that... but it did not get the gas tank of my scooter filled...? What did the harley rider mean???




I have also had this happen!  But I have no problem with gas coming out of my ass.  In fact, it seems to come out at the most inopportune times; dinner with the in-laws, long elevator rides, in the confessional, while standing near open flames...  I do have trouble getting it in the tank even though I am directly over the A-hole opening.  Should I not stand on my head while attempting this?

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Re: Dear Dr. Stupid
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2008, 09:48:16 AM »
Dear Mr. Pete,

I feel your pain about the inopportune gas emissions. After toxic hell (taco bell) last night I could have very well made my ruckus an alternatively powered vehicle. I could have used the funnel and tube from hole A to hole B. Next time i will be more prepared!

ppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrtttttttt   Oh man that would have been another 10mi in the ruck!

Your buddy with gas,
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Re: Dear Dr. Stupid
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2008, 10:35:25 AM »
Dear Mr. Pete,

I feel your pain about the inopportune gas emissions. After toxic hell (taco bell) last night I could have very well made my ruckus an alternatively powered vehicle. I could have used the funnel and tube from hole A to hole B. Next time i will be more prepared!

ppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrtttttttt   Oh man that would have been another 10mi in the ruck!

Your buddy with gas,
Tbonestone

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