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RivalGang

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Half Pints Of Love
« on: December 03, 2008, 06:05:34 PM »
Little Timmy gets a toy. The family down on their luck gets a meal.
What about the guy stumblin’ in the gutter wondering where his next drink is coming from?

We're stepping up in true Rival Gang fashion and spreading holiday spirit with holiday spirits. It’s time for the 1st annual “Half Pints Of Love, Hooch For The Homeless Liquor Drive”.

The “Save The Children Foundation” asks for $28 per month to save a child. That’s over $335 per year! How much can those little bastards eat?
We guarantee you it’s not as much as these folks can drink.

For as little as $3 you can help save the sober. Each package consists of a half pint, a few smokes and a book of matches neatly stuffed inside of a new pair of tube socks.

Some would ask…“Aren’t you enabling?”
Hey, we’re only enabling someone to enjoy a drink & a smoke with warm dry feet.
It’s not like plenty of us don’t enjoy that on any given Wednesday night.
We’re not trying to give “help”…We’re just trying to give a few folks what they want without having to grovel for it.
It may come across as humorous or condescending, but it’s from the heart.
Some people make sure the trees are lit. We just want to make sure the bums are lit.

We are seeking cash donations as well as half pints, cigarettes and new tube socks.
See any Rival Ganster to contribute. We'll be at the usual Wednesday spot as well as trolling the upcoming events.

Distribution time and place TBA.
We’ve seen enough zombie movies to think that it may not be a scooter friendly endeavor. Probably better served in a cage or two or three.



Help keep the drunks drunk,
The Rival Gang
« Last Edit: December 21, 2008, 12:37:45 AM by Forum Jockey »

russbondo

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Re: Half Pints Of Love
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2008, 11:28:02 PM »
I hope you enjoy passing judgement as much as we'll enjoy passing out gifts.

Deck the halls with boughs of holly fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be smugly moralistic and intolerant of the opinions and behavior of others because if I don't agree with it, it obviously must be wrong fa-la-la-la-la y-f-f.
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Re: Half Pints Of Love
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2008, 11:43:38 AM »

Sincerely,
A Douche

The first step is admitting your a douche.   ;)
I've already ponied up, where are the rest of YFF's?
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Re: Half Pints Of Love
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2008, 01:33:39 PM »
I'm in for a few.
Where do I send it?


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Re: Half Pints Of Love
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2008, 05:52:45 PM »
You have my # you can pledge by phone.
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