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Title: Favorite movie lines
Post by: sarahbondo on February 10, 2009, 07:59:34 PM

It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or it get's the hose again.

Title: Re: Favorite movie lines
Post by: Tbonestone on February 10, 2009, 10:51:17 PM

"why dont you try gettin jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems jack ass"

Title: Re: Favorite movie lines
Post by: pimpbot on February 10, 2009, 11:31:58 PM

No wonder you can't hear any bells! You don't have a tinkler!

Title: Re: Favorite movie lines
Post by: gymnation on February 24, 2009, 10:05:05 PM

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. "

Title: Re: Favorite movie lines
Post by: gymnation on February 24, 2009, 10:10:26 PM

Close second:

Bud: Credit is a sacred trust, it's what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? I said, do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?
Otto: They don't pay bills in Russia, it's all free.
Bud: All free? Free my ass. What are you, a fuckin' commie? Huh?
Otto: No, I ain't no commie.
Bud: Well, you better not be. I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.

Title: Re: Favorite movie lines
Post by: Pieman on February 25, 2009, 04:47:05 PM

"If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow".

Title: Re: Favorite movie lines
Post by: Pieman on February 25, 2009, 04:58:42 PM

" I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, I won't be layed a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them".