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Scoot This => Ask Dr. Stupid => Topic started by: Tbonestone on October 06, 2008, 06:07:11 PM
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Dear Dr. Stupid,
My scooter has run extremely low on gas. I decided to take a visit to my local gas station for a fill up. I couldn't find the gas tank so i asked a Harley rider and he told me to stick it in my ass. So i did that... but it did not get the gas tank of my scooter filled...? What did the harley rider mean???
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It sounds like the gas is safely in your ass, this is good, it's now just a simple matter of transferring the product to the scoot. Please refer to your owner's manual for exact location of your gas tank, then you might first entertain a hose inserted in the "a" hole feeding to hole "b". Gravity will be a factor in this discipline. The physical laws of physics would suggest keeping the "a" hole above hole "b" to avoid backwash. A funnel would also be a very effective systematization, as well as oral delivery.
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Dear Dr. Stupid,
Does this scooter make my butt look big?
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So, the scooter's doin' that?
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Dear Imperfect S.,
In reality, there are no "people doing strange things".
There are only strange people doing things.
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Dear Dr. Stupid,
My scooter has run extremely low on gas. I decided to take a visit to my local gas station for a fill up. I couldn't find the gas tank so i asked a Harley rider and he told me to stick it in my ass. So i did that... but it did not get the gas tank of my scooter filled...? What did the harley rider mean???
I have also had this happen! But I have no problem with gas coming out of my ass. In fact, it seems to come out at the most inopportune times; dinner with the in-laws, long elevator rides, in the confessional, while standing near open flames... I do have trouble getting it in the tank even though I am directly over the A-hole opening. Should I not stand on my head while attempting this?
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Dear Mr. Pete,
I feel your pain about the inopportune gas emissions. After toxic hell (taco bell) last night I could have very well made my ruckus an alternatively powered vehicle. I could have used the funnel and tube from hole A to hole B. Next time i will be more prepared!
ppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrtttttttt Oh man that would have been another 10mi in the ruck!
Your buddy with gas,
Tbonestone
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Dear Mr. Pete,
I feel your pain about the inopportune gas emissions. After toxic hell (taco bell) last night I could have very well made my ruckus an alternatively powered vehicle. I could have used the funnel and tube from hole A to hole B. Next time i will be more prepared!
ppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrtttttttt Oh man that would have been another 10mi in the ruck!
Your buddy with gas,
Tbonestone
Could it be? The first ever hybrid scooter?? :o ::)