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Tbonestone:
Dear Dr. Stupid,
My scooter has run extremely low on gas. I decided to take a visit to my local gas station for a fill up. I couldn't find the gas tank so i asked a Harley rider and he told me to stick it in my ass. So i did that... but it did not get the gas tank of my scooter filled...? What did the harley rider mean???
RivalGang:
It sounds like the gas is safely in your ass, this is good, it's now just a simple matter of transferring the product to the scoot. Please refer to your owner's manual for exact location of your gas tank, then you might first entertain a hose inserted in the "a" hole feeding to hole "b". Gravity will be a factor in this discipline. The physical laws of physics would suggest keeping the "a" hole above hole "b" to avoid backwash. A funnel would also be a very effective systematization, as well as oral delivery.
sarahbondo:
Dear Dr. Stupid,
Does this scooter make my butt look big?
Dr. Stupid:
So, the scooter's doin' that?
Dr. Stupid:
Dear Imperfect S.,
In reality, there are no "people doing strange things".
There are only strange people doing things.
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